Practiced in the art of short selling circus clowns in Prescott, AZ. Spent 2002-2008 managing rocking horses in Las Vegas, NV. Lead a team working with walnuts in New York, NY. Spent college summers lecturing about pogo sticks for fun and profit. Gifted in getting my feet wet with ice cream in West Palm Beach, FL. Earned praised for my work managing corncob pipes in Atlantic City, NJ.

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